Why did the Irishman wear two condoms?

To be sure to be sure

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What do you call a condom full of money?

Johnny Cash.

What separates the men from the boys in the Catholic Church?

A condom.

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why do Nuns always wear the same thing?

It's a habit.

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What does an Irishman have for dinner?

A: Starvation. Q: And what does he have for dessert A: Ethnic cleansing.

What did the drunken Irishman say to the Chinese diplomat?

http://www.reddit.com/r/Youwritethepunchline/comments/2zg1zy/whatdidthedrunkenirishmansaytothechinese/