Why did the Irishman wear two condoms?

To be sure to be sure

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What do you call a condom full of money?

Johnny Cash.

What are the most useless items ever invented?

A: Condoms. If you need one, she's too old.

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Why did Ariel wear seashells?

A: Because she grew out of her B shells.

What did Joan Rivers say to the zombie?

Who are you wearing *

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What do you call an Irishman sitting on his veranda?

Patty O'Furniture.

How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.