Why did the Irishman wear two condoms?

To be sure to be sure

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What's the worst thing a girl can wear to bed?

A condom

What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

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What do you call a sheman wearing a bikini?

Flaccid

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

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What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.

What's the difference between an Irishman and a bottle of whiskey?

The whiskey usually doesn't get drunk until it's at least ten years old.