They know how to work under the hood!
I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.
The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.
Snow Petrol!
Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.
Because his mixtape was to die for...
Wife turns to the man and says "Told you he was stupid."
Jim.
So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.
Spaghetto
A Kripple.
