What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Where would Helen Keller park her car?

On top of three children.

Why didn't the car have a tire?

Because cars don't wear clothes.

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

What do you say to a lawyer with a IQ less than 50?

Good morning your Honor!

What do you call a burger made from 50% beef and 50% veal?

Half Calf

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck...

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

Whitney Houston Jokes More Whitney Houston Jokes

What's Whitney Houston's favorite kind of coordination?

HAND-EEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEE

What's Whitney Houston's favourite coordination?

Handiiiiiiiiiiiii-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii