What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

What is the difference between a JCB and a giraffe?

One has hydraulics the other has high bolics.

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Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

How's my driving?

sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

What's not 50% off today?

Health insurance

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How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower

Whitney Houston Jokes More Whitney Houston Jokes

What's the difference between Ozzy Osborne and Whitney Houston?

One plays hard rock, the other is rock hard.

What is Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

HAND EEEEEEEEEEYYYYYEEEEEEEEEE!!!!