What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mick Jagger says, "Hey you, get offa' my cloud." A Scotsman says, "Hey McCloud, get offa' my ewe."

What's the difference between England and Oscar Pistorius?

England gets off scott-free.

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What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

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Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said

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How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

What is big and red and rolls over in the snow?

Santa Claus hit in the balls!

Whitney Houston Jokes More Whitney Houston Jokes

What's Whitney Houston's favorite kind of coordination?

HAND-EEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEE

What's Whitney Houston's favorite coordination?

Hand eyyyyyyyyyyeeeeee......