What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

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What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler?

How red their necks are.

What's the difference between a good joke and click bait?

This isn't a good joke.

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Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

Why can't Elvis Presley roll backwards with his car?

Because he is dead

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

Who are some of the best readers in the world?

World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!

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What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par"

Who's there ! Bruce ! Bruce who ?

I Bruce easily don't hit me !

Whitney Houston Jokes More Whitney Houston Jokes

What's black on the outside and white on the inside?

Whitney Houston's nose

What's Whitney Houston's favorite coordination?

Hand eyyyyyyyyyyeeeeee......