What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.

What is the difference between a beautiful dress and a bottle of Whisky?

A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car drives over water?

Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

Why did the kid only water half the lawn?

Because there was a 50% chance of rain

Who are the world's fastest readers?

The 911 victims. They went through 50 stories in a minute. I'm so sorry

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.

Why does Peter Pan fly?

Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!

Whitney Houston Jokes More Whitney Houston Jokes

What's Whitney Houston's favorite form of coordination?

HAAAAANNNNND EEEYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEYYYYEEE

How did Whitney Houston take the drugs?

All at once.