What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?

It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).

What's the difference between a sin and a shame?

It's a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to take it out.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a Spanish man with erasers for toes?

Roberto* What do you call a Spanish man with no car *Joaquin*

When does feminism stop?

When the car breaks down.

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

What's 50 Cent's new name?

50 Drachma.

What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the divers find the sunken Korean ferry had hit?

Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

What does a cab driver have in common with a pool cue ball?

The harder you hit them, the more english you get out.

Whitney Houston Jokes More Whitney Houston Jokes

What's the difference between Whitney houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.

What's Whitney Houston's favourite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND EEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEE