What does a cab driver have in common with a pool cue ball?

The harder you hit them, the more english you get out.

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Why is it called the "funny bone" when you hit your elbow on something and it tingles?

Because it's humerus.

What sound do two photons make when they hit each other?

Planck!*

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What does an English pimp do, after having tea and crumpets?

Tally Hoes

What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican?

E.T. learned English and went home.

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What does a cab driver have in common with a pool cue ball?

The harder you hit them, the more english you get out.

What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?

A screwdriver