What does a cab driver have in common with a pool cue ball?

The harder you hit them, the more english you get out.

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Why do we hit things when they don't work?

Because it worked with slavery

Why would you take a hammer to bed?

A: So you could hit the sack.

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Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

Who, what, when, where and why?

English teachers and Alzheimer's patients

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Why did the cab driver get a divorce?

Because he had a fare.

Why was the cab driver contemplating his life?

Because he had nothing to chauffeur.