What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?

A screwdriver

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What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?

Water...

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

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What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver

What does a cab driver have in common with a pool cue ball?

The harder you hit them, the more english you get out.

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How do you make a car top?

You gotta 'tep on the brake 'tupid!

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

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What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?

A screwdriver

What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.