What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?

A screwdriver

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Where would you find an elephant ?

Pupil:"You don't have to find them they're too big to lose !"

Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

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Why did the cab driver get a divorce?

Because he had a fare.

What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them ...the more english you get out.

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How do make a car top?

Tep on the brake 'tupid.

How do you make a car top?

You gotta 'tep on the brake 'tupid!

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What driver doesn't have a license?

A screwdriver

What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.