Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

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How did Jared lose 40lbs?

He dumped his girlfriend.

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

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Why Don't Black People like Country Music?

Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

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Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

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Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

Why can't you believe what an atom tells you?

Because they make up everything!

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Where are the Atlantis and the lost treasures of many renowned pirates?

Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret.

Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.