Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

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What muscle do Egyptian soldiers generally lose control of, shortly before major battles?

The sphinxster ....

Who lost a herd of elephants ?

Big bo peep !

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What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.

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What's the best part about showering with an eight year old girl?

Slicking her hair back and making her look like a six year old boy.

How many A.D.D. kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Look a squirrel!

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What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

Why didn't the atheist businesswoman make any money?

She didn't believe in prophets.

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Where are the Atlantis and the lost treasures of many renowned pirates?

Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret.

What is the latest fad among teenage mermaids in the city of Atlantis?

Taking shellfies with their shellphones.