Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

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Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!

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What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

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How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

Other lawyers look interested.

Where does a lonely ant go when it is separated from its colony?

I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.

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What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"

Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

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Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

Where are the Atlantis and the lost treasures of many renowned pirates?

Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret.