What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

What's the difference between a computer program and global warming?

One's an algorithm, and the other's an Al Gore-ism!

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

What goes "oh oh oh"?

Santa walking backwards.

People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.

How many people in Brazil shave?

A Brazilian.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did the stoner say to his girlfriend?

We'd be good together.

How did a Hispanic farmer propose to his girlfriend?

With arroz.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.