What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?

A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a schoolmaster and a stationmaster?

The stationmaster minds trains while the schoolmaster trains minds.

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

What did the racist ask Santa for?

A white Christmas.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What is the strongest animal?

A racehorse because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!

What do people do when a chemist dies?

They barium.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What can you get off with your finger that you can't get off with steel wool?

Your girlfriend.

Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

How is evolution and a Union construction job similar?

They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.

Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."