What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

What's the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't watch the Flinstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

Why was Missis Claus mad last night?

A: Santa came early

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why shouldn't happy people hang out with crustaceans?

They get crabby! Badum tsss.

Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did Jay Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

His Feyonce.

What did the pirate's ghost say to his girlfriend?

I love your Boo-ty

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.