Why was Missis Claus mad last night?

A: Santa came early

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What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

What does Santa call his English Elves?

Subordinate clauses. ... I'll see myself out.

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Why did the psychic get fired?

Because she didn't see it coming.

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He was running a trap house.