Why was Missis Claus mad last night?

A: Santa came early

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What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

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How's your homophone needlepoint project coming along?

Sew sew

What, really?

I said. "Yes, they're coming to pick you up in an hour"