Why was Missis Claus mad last night?

A: Santa came early

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What's the difference between Santa and a black man?

Santa stops after the third Ho

What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

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Why did the snowman smile?

Because the snowblower is coming.

What do you name a deaf dog?

It doesn't matter, he ain't coming anyways.