What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!

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Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.

What's the bird of love?

The Swallow.

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Why does the farmer hate his job?

because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

What did Leonardo DiCaprio say when he planted a seed?

Inception

Cantelope Jokes More Cantelope Jokes

Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

Runaway Melon Jokes More Runaway Melon Jokes

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!