What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did Mary Magdalen love Jesus?

Because he was hung like this

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

Just water

What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked alot?

let me be your *soil*mate

Cantelope Jokes More Cantelope Jokes

Why do melons have fancy weddings?

Because they cantelope!

Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

Runaway Melon Jokes More Runaway Melon Jokes

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!