What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!

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Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

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Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!

What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

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What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!

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What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!