What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!

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What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?

He gives it a valenshine!

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Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.

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Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!

What do you call it when a plant used TV Tropes?

A TV Tropism.

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Why do melons have fancy weddings?

Because they cantelope!

What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

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What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!