What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!

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What do you call a ghost that loves soccer?

Ghoooooooooooooouuull!

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

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What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

Why does the farmer hate his job?

because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

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Why do melons have fancy weddings?

Because they cantelope!

What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

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What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.