What's the bird of love?

The Swallow.

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Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?

Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How do you shoot a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.

Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What's the difference between an ant and a bird?

A bird can fly.

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan