Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

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Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

What's got six legs and can fly long distances ?

Three swallows !

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What do you call Usain bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

Pride Jokes More Pride Jokes

Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet