Why should you never date a vegan girl?

She won't swallow.

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What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

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What is the worst thing about dating a Japanese girl?

You have to drop da bomb on her twice

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.