Why should you never date a vegan girl?

She won't swallow.

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Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A: A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.

What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not