Why should you never date a vegan girl?

She won't swallow.

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What's the bird of love?

The Swallow.

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

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Why are air hostesses bad at dating?

Most men aren't interested in **plane** women.

Why shouldn't you date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.