Why should you never date a vegan girl?

She won't swallow.

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How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

Why should you never date a vegan girl?

She won't swallow.

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Why should I date you?

Girl - Give me 1 good reason, why I should date you? Guy - I'll give you 69.

What do your internal organs call their dating life?

Their homie-hoe-status