What do neutrinos and I have in common?

We're always penetrating your mom

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How old is your girlfriend?

She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!" "Yeah, actually it's yours"

When a guy yells out, "Linda why didn't you give your mom any grandkids?

She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"

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Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

What do I have in common with neutrinos?

We are both constantly penetrating your mum.

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What do neutrinos and I have in common?

We're always penetrating your mom

How are getting popular in high school and getting a college woman pregnant similar?

Step one: penetrate the student body.