What do I have in common with neutrinos?

We are both constantly penetrating your mum.

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How would you describe the woman who attacked you?

Describes mother* *Gets a copy of picture* *Gives it to mum as late birthday present*

What's the difference between starlings and swallows?

Your mum doesn't starlings.

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What do I have in common with neutrinos ?

We're both constantly penetrating your mom

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

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What do I have in common with neutrinos?

We are both constantly penetrating your mum.

How are getting popular in high school and getting a college woman pregnant similar?

Step one: penetrate the student body.