When is being an "Alpha" not a good thing in the dating world?

When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well.

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Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

What do Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common?

Both want to be real boys

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What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

What type of sound system does a Saab have?

A Saab-woofer :)

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What's the best thing about 23 year olds?

There's 20 of them.

Why do bad things happen to good people?

To even out the good things that happen to bad people.

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What's the best thing about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off anywhere!

What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?

Shore.

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What do neutrinos and I have in common?

We're always penetrating your mom

What do I have in common with neutrinos?

We are both constantly penetrating your mum.

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What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant

What form of radiation bakes you cookies?

A gramma ray