When is being an "Alpha" not a good thing in the dating world?

When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share?

Shelfish

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

What's the best thing about a Boolean?

Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.

What's the best thing to put into a pizza?

Your teeth.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why did the chicken dance with a fig?

It couldn't get a date.

Why shouldn't you date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

Penetrate Jokes More Penetrate Jokes

How are getting popular in high school and getting a college woman pregnant similar?

Step one: penetrate the student body.

Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists?

They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)

Radiation Jokes More Radiation Jokes

What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant

What did the Ukrainian Scientist receive after discovering the dangers of radiation?

A Chernobel Prize.