When is being an "Alpha" not a good thing in the dating world?

When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well.

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What are the four words that you least want to hear, after having blown Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

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Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

What type of jokes are the least upvoted ones?

Original Jokes.

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What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.

What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas?

A: Highway 55.

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How does a SQL expert get a date?

getDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)

Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!

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How are neutrinos and i alike?

Were both constantly penetrating your mom

What do I have in common with neutrinos?

We are both constantly penetrating your mum.

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When is being an "Alpha" not a good thing in the dating world?

When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well.

What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant