Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

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Why is the LSU football team like my car?

They both used to have Les (less) Miles!

How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail polish.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What did Cesar say when the people of Rome wanted to re-empower the Tribune?

Oh, Plebes.

How do you win an election?

By having people believe that you've won an election.

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What type of missiles were used in the Movie Top Gun?

Tom" Cruise Missiles.

What do you call a WordPress website that dresses up like another type of website?

DruPal

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What is the best way for a pet shop to get business?

Word of mouse.

What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

Google Jokes More Google Jokes

What kind of fish does Google have in their lobby?

bettas

Who let the docs out?

Google. Google docs.

Dictionary Jokes More Dictionary Jokes

Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.

What's the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!

Correct Jokes More Correct Jokes

What is the saddest thing in you're life?

That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....

Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.