Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

People Jokes More People Jokes

What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

Where do people go for pasta related crimes?

A PENNEtentiary!

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

What type of sound system does a Saab have?

A Saab-woofer :)

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What can you add to any food to make it taste better?

The word "free"

How do you describe Catwoman in one word?

Purrfect

Google Jokes More Google Jokes

How many Google plus users does it take to change a lightbulb ?

All of them actually . Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb .

Who let the docs out?

Google. Google docs.

Dictionary Jokes More Dictionary Jokes

What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

High definition.

Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.

Correct Jokes More Correct Jokes

What's the correct what to enter a Henry VIII convention?

You just Amblein.

What did the double-amputee say when he stood up?

I stand corrected." -From