Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

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How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

What's does an extractor fan sound like?

I used to love tractors

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How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes?

Because they're paid to.

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What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

Cosmic jokes.

What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

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How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)

How do you get out of a Russian prison?

You have Vladmir Putin a word for you.

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Why go to college?

There's Google.

How does Google clean their facilities?

They use Google Mops.

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Why should you never get into an argument with a dictionary?

Because they'll always have the last word.

What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.

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Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

What's the correct what to enter a Henry VIII convention?

You just Amblein.