Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

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What do you call the camera used for colonoscopys?

A GoProbe.

How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

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Why do people throw coins into foutains?

Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

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What type of sound system does a Saab have?

A Saab-woofer :)

What type of people do vampires like?

Type O positive people.

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Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke"

Do you know what the word 'was' was initially?

Before was was was was was is.

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Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google?

A Chromophobe.

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What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

High definition.

What's the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!

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What's the correct what to enter a Henry VIII convention?

You just Amblein.

Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.