What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

Cosmic jokes.

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What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

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What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

What does Ray Charles' fictious girlfriend and this joke have in common?

They're both gold-diggers

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What type of job does T-Rex have?

He is small arms dealer

What type of sound system does a Saab have?

A Saab-woofer :)

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Why is it so hard to throw a party in space?

Because you have to planet.

What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

Cosmic jokes.