What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

Cosmic jokes.

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How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone?

You get a frizzy signal!

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Why is this joke bad for the environment?

Because it wasn't recycled.

What do you call a tree that hates this joke?

A face palm.

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What type of energy supplement do terrorist take?

C4

What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share?

Shelfish

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How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

What do you call a dog from another planet?

A dal-martian