What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

Cosmic jokes.

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How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

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Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

What did the idiot do after seeing a joke that wasn't very funny?

Downvote it.

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What type of energy supplement do terrorist take?

C4

What type of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel!

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How do we confirm life on another planet?

If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.

What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

Cosmic jokes.