What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

Cosmic jokes.

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What did one priest say to the other priest?

Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."

How do you know you are sitting next to a ski instructor?

They'll tell you.

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What's the most important part about telling a joke?

Your PUN-unciation

What type of jokes are the least upvoted ones?

Original Jokes.

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What do you call a WordPress website that dresses up like another type of website?

DruPal

What is the only type of folder that can make you sick?

Salmon Manilla

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How many Duggars does it take to screw a planet?

EOM

How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.