What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

Cosmic jokes.

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Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

How can you tell if someone went to the gym?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What do you call people who don't repost jokes?

liars

Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

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What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences ?

A brief case.

What type of jokes do Sikhs hate?

Puns

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How do astronomers plan a party?

they planet.

Which songs do planets sing?

Neptunes.