What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

Cosmic jokes.

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How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

How can you tell a bernie sanders supporter from a hillary supporter?

There age

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What is the type of humor do you hate the most?

Dark humor... I hate it when black people tell jokes.

Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

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What type of plant can you use to make phone calls?

A telefern

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

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How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.

Where did people find out that Pluto was no longer a planet?

The orbituaries.