What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

Cosmic jokes.

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How bad is it, Doctor?

Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot

What does a traffic light tells to another traffic light?

Dont look at me I'm changing

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What do you call a day when all jokes on this sub are re-posts?

EVERYDAY !!

Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

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What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

What type of wood is the most expensive?

Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)

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Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?

A: A Dinosaucer