What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

Cosmic jokes.

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How can you tell when a fax has been sent by a blonde?

When there's a stamp on it.

What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

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What's the difference between /r/funny and /r/jokes?

is funny and is a joke!

Why Weren't There Many Jokes in the Dark Ages?

No one could perform the execution well enough.

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What type of missiles were used in the Movie Top Gun?

Tom" Cruise Missiles.

What type of music do they play at Chinese Restaurants ?

Wok n' Roll

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How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

Where did people find out that Pluto was no longer a planet?

The orbituaries.