What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences ?

A brief case.

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What does a deaf math nerd speak?

Sine language.

What are we gonna do with all this extra cocaine?

The previous sentence has never been spoken in the history of earth

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What type of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

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What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage?

carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn

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What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences ?

A brief case.

What type of luggage talks in short sentences?

A brief case

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What type of luggage talks in short sentences?

A brief case

What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?

Branch manager.