Brief Case Jokes

What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences ?

A brief case.

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What type of luggage talks in short sentences?

A brief case

What did the lawyer say after the short trial?

That was a brief case.

What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?

Branch manager.

What does he have?

A brief case.

Where is the best place to hide a lawyer?

In a brief case.

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Personality.

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What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences ?

A brief case.

What type of luggage talks in short sentences?

A brief case

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Michael LumberJackson

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Both can climb trees, except the piano

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They only ...

What ya doin'?

She said "Buying luggage."

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Parcel-tongue

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A: From a long ways away.