Brief Case Jokes

What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences ?

A brief case.

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What type of luggage talks in short sentences?

A brief case

What did the lawyer say after the short trial?

That was a brief case.

What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?

Branch manager.

What does he have?

A brief case.

Where is the best place to hide a lawyer?

In a brief case.

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What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!

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What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager

What do you call a black man in a tree?

Branch Manager

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Who was the hide-and-seek champion of 2005?

Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.

What do you call an amphibian in hiding?

Incognitoad.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the tree say to the mountain?

A: Stop peaking at me.

What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees?

A porcupine.

Short Sentence Jokes More Short Sentence Jokes

What type of luggage talks in short sentences?

A brief case

What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences ?

A brief case.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of weed does a reptile smoke?

Mariiguana

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

Good Place Jokes More Good Place Jokes

Where is the best place to hide a body?

Buried in the third page of google search results.

Where's the best place to weigh a pie?

Some-where over the rain-bow... Weigh a pie.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What do you call the amount of time it takes to win an argument with a lawyer?

An attornity.

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.