What types of jokes grow on you?

They ones that go viral. I'll see my self out.

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Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

What's the difference between a contradiction and a punchline?

There's no punchline for this joke.

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What did the little acorn say when it got planted and grew up?

Geometry.

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

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Why are the busiest paleontologists always rednecks?

Because they are always caught up in some type of relative dating.

What type of stories do cocaine addicts write?

Snort stories

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What types of jokes grow on you?

They ones that go viral. I'll see my self out.

How do you know Sia is Scottish?

Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out