What types of jokes grow on you?

They ones that go viral. I'll see my self out.

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What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

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What do all my friends and my dad have in common?

i didnt have either growing up

Why did the excluded tree grow?

To be long.

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What type of cheese is not yours?

Nacho cheese!!!

What type of vegetable is only kinda awesome?

A radish

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What's the best dating service in India?

Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)

What do you call something that you do to your self with one hand?

A Selfie!