What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

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What does Michigan State football and Marijuana have in common?

They are both green and get smoked in bowls!

What do ducks smoke?

Qwack

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It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

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Muenster.

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What happens if you smoke weed in a musilm country?

Simple, you get stoned twice

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Getting all high and mighty

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Reptile.

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He had reptile dysfuncton

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What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.