What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

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What do Reptiles love to smoke?

Mariguana

How many Meth-Heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!

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What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above?

A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.

What type of wind is named after Santa Claus's warm climate cousin?

Santa Ana

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What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

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Why was the lizard upset with her husband?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction. ... Okay bye now

Why don't snakes have legs?

Because otherwise they'd be lizards.

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What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.