What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

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What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time?

Getting all high and mighty

What does Michigan State football and Marijuana have in common?

They are both green and get smoked in bowls!

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What type of rock is this?

It has many layers compressed together.

What type of stories do cocaine addicts write?

Snort stories

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What happened to Mr. Potato Head when he smoked weed?

He got baked.

What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time?

Getting all high and mighty

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What do you call a lizard on drugs?

A mariguana.

What do you call it when a lizard has problems in the bedroom?

A reptile dysfunction

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What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.