What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

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They aint ever got any papers

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Han So-high.

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What type of bees make milk?

Boo bees

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Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

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Hibearnation

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Snoop Log

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Why couldn't the lizard get it up?

He had ereptile dysfunction.

Why couldn't the lizard have any children?

It had a reptile dysfunction!

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What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

What do you call a lizard on drugs?

A mariguana.