What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

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What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

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What is the type of conference that brings together knights and mathematicians?

A

What type of job does T-Rex have?

He is small arms dealer

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What do you call a gorilla who magically smokes weed?

Hairy Potter.

What is the best kind of weed?

When I'm weed you )

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Why was the lizard nervous in bed?

He had reptile dysfuncton

Why don't snakes have legs?

Because otherwise they'd be lizards.

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What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

What do Reptiles love to smoke?

Mariguana