What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time?

Getting all high and mighty

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What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."

What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke?

Mmmph!) Meek &amp Milds!!!! :0

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When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

Why aren't there any mexicans in star trek?

They don't work in the future either.

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What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

What time was it?

A quarter to three.

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What do you call weed grown in a ceramic container?

Pothead plants.

What kind of gardening is done in the hood?

Weeding