What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time?

Getting all high and mighty

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What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

What did the Chinese vocalist do after smoking some marijuana?

He Shanghai.

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What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery?

A yeaster bunny!

What do you say when your GIF doesn't work?

You get the picture.

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Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

What is the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Timing

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Why doesn't Rihanna smoke weed anymore?

Because she's taken enough hits.

Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.