What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time?

Getting all high and mighty

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Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke?

Mmmph!) Meek &amp Milds!!!! :0

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What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

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How do Mexican peanuts tell time?

cacawatches

What can you make and break at the same time?

A racket.

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How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

What do you call a lighter that is only used for weed?

A highlighter Edit: Or a Bud Light Courtesy of u/isnottoast