What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time?

Getting all high and mighty

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What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

moo-dicinal

What's the difference between a stoner and a Muslim?

When stoners are smoking, they don't explode.

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Why did the otter want to work at NASA?

So he could go to Otter Space.

How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

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What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

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Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk?

It always had some sort of weed on it!

What do you call weed grown in a ceramic container?

Pothead plants.