Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

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What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

What word that begins with "N" and ends with "R" do you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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What do you call a group of IT guys that smoke meth?

Geek Squad

Why don't midgets smoke weed?

Because they can't get high.

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Why did the man quit working at the cemetery?

It was hard to make a living.

What do you call someone that lives next a horse?

Their neighbor

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What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.