Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

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Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles

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Why kind of cigarettes do Hawaiians smoke?

Mahalo bro lights.

What do you call a piano composer that smokes?

Tarcoughski

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What do you call a smiley face if someone uses it that lives in an igloo?

An Eskimoji

Where do the stinky penguins live?

Antfartica

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Why did the cross eyed teacher quit her job?

Because she couldn't control her pupils.

Why did I quit my job in Mexico?

It didn't peso well.