Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

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What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

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Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

What do you call a gorilla who magically smokes weed?

Hairy Potter.

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What do you call Mexicans living in the USA?

Illegal aliens. LOL

What's the absolute worst city to live in?

An atroCITY.

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What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

Why did the cyclops quit teaching?

He had only one pupil.