Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

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What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

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How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

What kind of cigarettes do California kids smoke?

Yours.

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Where live the knights of the round bed?

They live in Cameltoe.

What do Ethiopians have in common with Yoko Ono?

They both live off dead beetles

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Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.

Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job?

A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!