Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!

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Who doesn't?

There he is now Medieval Art: Good morrow! Pray tell- How fare thee on this day of providence

What's a gambler's favorite time of day?

10 to 1.

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

What do you call a cow who just gave birth?

Decalfeinated

What's the difference between 9/11 and your birth?

One was planned.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Who, dad?

Your dog, son. I hit your dog with the car.

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What do you do when your mother-in-law is swaying towards you?

You pull the trigger again.

What's a mixed feeling?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

Splinter Jokes More Splinter Jokes

Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.

How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

Little Prick Jokes More Little Prick Jokes

Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!

What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside