Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!

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What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

a flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

Why sugars are very unhappy these days?

It is sweet but still is not getting added do any thing!

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

How does a woman go about inventing a lightbulb?

She gives birth to a son.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Where's my credit card?

Son of a..

What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

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Where is your mother from?

The second Eskimo says "Alaska."

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

Splinter Jokes More Splinter Jokes

Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.

Little Prick Jokes More Little Prick Jokes

Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!

What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside