What do you call the birth of a lie?

Myth-conception

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What's Blue, Orange and Lying at the Bottom of a Swimming Pool?

What's blue, orange and lying at the bottom of a swimming pool? A baby with popped floaties.

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

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How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

What does a goat have when it gives birth?

A kid.