What do you call the birth of a lie?

Myth-conception

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What do you call a man who thinks women are easy to lie to?

Deceased

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

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What do you call a veal-birthing cow?

De-calf

What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."