How does the balance sheet of a bank look like as of today?

On the left side there's nothing right and on the right side there's nothing left...

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Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind

What's a girl gotta do to get a drink?

Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*

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How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.

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What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."