How does the balance sheet of a bank look like as of today?

On the left side there's nothing right and on the right side there's nothing left...

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Why did King Arthur leave no heir?

He was legendary for pulling out.

Why did the banker leave his job?

he lost interest

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today?

Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin

What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

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Why did Beyonc sing "to the left, to the left"?

Because black people don't have rights.

Why are black people always wrong?

They have no rights.