Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

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What do you call someone who speaks two languages?

Q: What do you call someone who speaks two languages? A: Bilingual Q: What do you call someone who speaks three or more languages? A: Multilingual Q: What do you call someone who speaks one language? A: American

What does the Chinese government call an American with a PhD in physics, math and chemistry?

STUPID AMERICAN!

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Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog?

Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.

What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

Namaste

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Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

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What car does Catwoman drive?

A Purrgeot.

What is 90-60-90?

Speed while driving past a speed camera.

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Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?

A: She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!

Why do american bears have forelimbs?

They have the right to bear arms

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Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

How many /r/Jokes users does it take to make a Joke?

WRONG! They don't make it, they steal it...

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Where are the colored printers?

I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"

What did one crow say to the other?

Caw dude