Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

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American Jokes More American Jokes

Why didn't the native Americans go out to dinner?

They lost their reservations.

What do you call an American girl who can run faster than her brothers?

A Virgin.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories ?

A shaggy dogs tale !

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ?

You get very lumpy ice cream !

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Ellen Pao cross the road?

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Why was Snape in the middle of the road?

So you would never know what side he was on.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why is Hellen Keller bad at driving?

Because she's dead.

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

What's the biggest joke of 2016?

Look a bit to the right.

Wrong Jokes More Wrong Jokes

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

What do you call a bee from the wrong side of town?

A bumblegee

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

How would you improve our business?

Dude, I'd bankrupt you in a week. I'm just catchin Pokemon in your office."

How do you cut down a hipster tree?

A suuh dude!