Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

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Why are American police officers so bad at snooker?

They always shoot the black

What is worse than being kidnapped by the Talibans?

Being rescued by the Americans

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What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.

What are you allergic to?

and can tell them Plant Spern

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Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

Where do cars get the most flat tyres?

Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:

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What's the fastest way to drive through Louisiana?

Drive the route with Les Miles! ... I'll see myself out.

What's the worst part about 4 black guys driving off a cliff in an escalade?

They were my friends. :(

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Why does Beyonce sing "To the left, to the left?

Because black people have no rights

How do you make a woman drive in a circle?

Take away her rights.

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What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.** ... or right, or something in between.

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

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Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"