I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."
Q: What do you call someone who speaks two languages? A: Bilingual Q: What do you call someone who speaks three or more languages? A: Multilingual Q: What do you call someone who speaks one language? A: American
STUPID AMERICAN!
Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.
Namaste
To get to the other tide.
To get to the dark side.
A Purrgeot.
Speed while driving past a speed camera.
A: She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!
They have the right to bear arms
Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*
WRONG! They don't make it, they steal it...
I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"
Caw dude