Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

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Where do American bees store their honey?

In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.

What happened!?

The American responds, "Ei ffel".

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What did music tell the pancakes?

B flat.

How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.

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Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

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What pizza chain does Michael J. Fox drive for?

No, not Shakey's you insensitive person. Besides having a crippling disability rendering him unable to drive without risk of damage to the pizza, he is also a B-list celebrity worth many hundreds of thousands of dollars.

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

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How does the balance sheet of a bank look like as of today?

On the left side there's nothing right and on the right side there's nothing left...

What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

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Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

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What's white and red, 3 inches long, and makes dudes scream and run away when you show it to them?

A positive pregnancy test.

Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!