Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

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Why German Loves Americans why do Germans love Americans?

because Americans are the most hated people in the world now.

Why didn't the American get the burger?

because the heart attack got him first.

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Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

How can you tell when a Software Developer is an extrovert ?

He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.

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Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger cross the road?

To

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

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Why do Norwegians drive Chevys?

They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord.

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

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How does the balance sheet of a bank look like as of today?

On the left side there's nothing right and on the right side there's nothing left...

Why do black people always say "I know right"?

Because they have no right.

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What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.** ... or right, or something in between.

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How old is your girlfriend?

She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!" "Yeah, actually it's yours"

What did the Hippie say to the invisible elephant?

Hey dude, you're outta sight!