Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

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American Jokes More American Jokes

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

What do you call the most successful vasectomist in American history?

American Snipper

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell a domesticated cat from a wild one?

The domesticated doesnt have balls

Why did the cowboy get a daschund?

Because someone told him to get along little doggie.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the grinch cross the road?

HE HAS TOO MUCH LONGER LEG !!!!

Why did the Cook cross the road?

because there were "Too Many Cooks".

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Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.

Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)

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Why do black people always say "I know right"?

Because they have no right.

Why does Beyonce sing the song "to the left"?

Because black people have no rights...

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Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

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What did the guy say to the funny drug dealer?

You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "

What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???