What is worse than the earthquake in Italy?

The Holocaust.

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What do you call a bagel shortage?

The Holocaust.

What's a holocaust?

And I reply "Oh, about eleven million"

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Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

The mafia doesn't like witnesses.

What do you call a Jamaican in Italy?

A pastafarian.

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What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.