What is worse than the earthquake in Italy?

The Holocaust.

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Why do Germans make such good cars?

To try and make up for the Holocaust.

What kind of vehicle did they use to transport prisoners to concentration camps during the holocaust?

Ju-Haul

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Who wins?

Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.

What is the poor part of Italy called?

The spaghetto

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What do you call an earthquake in NYC?

Harlem Shake.

What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!"