What is worse than the earthquake in Italy?

The Holocaust.

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What's worse than dropping a scope of ice cream?

Dropping 2 scoops of ice cream. What's worse than dropping 2 scoops of ice cream? Getting a hand chopped off. What's worse than getting a hand chopped off? Getting both hands chopped off. What's worse than getting both hands chopped off? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping 3 scoops of ice cream.

What's the difference between a cow and the Holocaust?

A cow can't be milked for 70 years.

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Why Wasn't Jesus born in Italy?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

What's the most popular occupation in Italy?

Pastatution.

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What's the difference between Michael j. Fox and an earthquake?

Earthquakes stop shaking

What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?

A: It's not my fault.