What is worse than the earthquake in Italy?

The Holocaust.

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What's the difference between the holocaust and a jolly-good fellow?

Nobody can a jolly-good fellow!

Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.

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Who wins?

Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.

Why is Italy's birth rate decreasing?

Because they pull out at the last second.

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What do you call a cow in an earthquake?

A milkshake What do you call a cow with no legs ground beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs lean beef

What did the earthquake say to the tornado?

It's not my fault.