Holocaust Jokes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.

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What's the difference between the holocaust and a jolly-good fellow?

Nobody can a jolly-good fellow!

What's worse than a Redditor walking into a bar?

The Holocaust.

What do you call a bagel shortage?

The Holocaust.

What's worse than the Holocaust?

Winning the jackpot in two separate lotteries at the same time.

Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.

What's worse than one bee?

Two bees. What's worse that two bees? Three bees. What's worse than three bees? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Four bees.

What's worst than one bee sting?

Two bee stings What's worst than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

What's worse than dropping a scope of ice cream?

Dropping 2 scoops of ice cream. What's worse than dropping 2 scoops of ice cream? Getting a hand chopped off. What's worse than getting a hand chopped off? Getting both hands chopped off. What's worse than getting both hands chopped off? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping 3 scoops of ice cream.

What's the difference between the Holocaust and the Boston Marathon Bombing?

The Boston Marathon Bombing ended a race.

What's worse than stubbing your toe?

The Holocaust

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What do you call the survivors of the holocaust?

Residue.

What questioned started the Holocaust?

What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

What's the worst part about Tupac's new sitcom?

The Holocaust. (pun, hologram deal)

What's worse than a bee sting?

Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Why do Germans make such good cars?

To try and make up for the Holocaust.

What's a holocaust?

And I reply "Oh, about eleven million"

What's worse than a talking parrot joke?

The Holocaust.

What was wrriten on a sign at the entrance of a gas chamber in the Holocaust?

Watch your step

What does it take to finish a race?

More than a Holocaust

What is worse than the earthquake in Italy?

The Holocaust.

What kind of vehicle did they use to transport prisoners to concentration camps during the holocaust?

Ju-Haul

Why won't the holocaust survivor vote for Bernie Sanders?

He doesn't want to feel the Bern.

What's the difference between the Holocaust and a goat?

You can't milk a goat for over 50 years

What's worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree?

The holocaust

What's the difference between the Holocaust and this joke?

The Holocaust was funny.

What's worse than 1 slice of burnt toast?

The holocaust.

Why are Holocaust jokes never clean?

Because they're full of Germans.

What's the difference between a cow and the Holocaust?

A cow can't be milked for 70 years.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream?

The Holocaust.

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He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.

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Residue.