Who's there ! Abbey ! Abbey who ?

Abbey stung me on the nose !

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What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.

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What's worse than a bee sting?

Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

What's worst than one bee sting?

Two bee stings What's worst than two bee stings? The Holocaust.