What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

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What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing."

What happened when the man lost his suspenders?

He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?

Cows-mopolitan!

What do you call a museum for cows?

A moo-seum.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

Moostache Jokes More Moostache Jokes

What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.