What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

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Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.

How can you tell that Caitlyn Jenner was once a man?

Because she's better at being a woman than most women are.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How to you know that cows will be in heaven?

It's a place of udder delight.

What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

How do you stop a dog smelling ?

Put a peg on it's nose !

Why don't Mexicans blow their noses?

So that they have something to pick in the off-season.

Moostache Jokes More Moostache Jokes

What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.