What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be?

Batman. Why Because he can't go out at night without Robin!

Why are there no good jokes about men?

Because they were written by women.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow with three legs?

Tri-tip.

What goes ooooooo?

A cow with no lips. ) ) )

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?

When your nose touches the ceiling !

How do nursing babies blow their noses?

With breast tissue.

Moostache Jokes More Moostache Jokes

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)