What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

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How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why don't cows simply run away from their farms?

Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na

What do you call a cow with a hysterectomy?

Decalfinated.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?

When your nose touches the ceiling !

What do get when a ghost picks his nose?

Boooooogers!

Moostache Jokes More Moostache Jokes

What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.