What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?

3.99 a minute.

What did the man say to the giant squid?

What's kraken JAJAJAJAJJAJJAJA

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

What do you call a cow that can't make milk?

An udder failure!

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why is the most intelligent part of your body so intelligent?

A: Because it nose.

Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?

Because they always have their noses in other people's business!

Moostache Jokes More Moostache Jokes

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)