What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

Why is it easier for women to shave "downstairs" than men?

They don't have to go through as many obsticles.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What is something that everyone overlooks no matter how hard they try not to?

Their nose

Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

Moostache Jokes More Moostache Jokes

What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.