What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why is there only women's studies in college, but not men's?

Because we call men's studies history.

Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's a catalyst?

It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows.

What do you call a Cow on the moon?

A Moo - nwalker

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What's orange and sounds like a carrot!!!????

A snowman blowing his nose!!!!!!!!

What do you say to a man with no body and no nose?

No body nose.

Moostache Jokes More Moostache Jokes

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)