How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?

When your nose touches the ceiling !

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

What does a psychologist wear to bed?

A Freudian slip.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when a blonde is having a bad day?

When she can't find her pencil and there is a tampon behind her ear.

What's the difference between a Syrian school and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I'm just flying the drone

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why is it hard to watch two elephants boxing?

Because they've got the same color trunks.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?

A: A pachydermatologist.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

Who the clown use as his clown horn?

Who nose

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

What is black and stuck to the ceiling?

A crappy electrician

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct

What's the scariest thing a blind person can read in Braille?

Danger: Do not touch"