How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?

When your nose touches the ceiling !

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!

Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

How do you know when the hole you're digging is big enough?

When the (w)hole job's done.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What did Tarzan say when he saw a heard of elephants?

Oh look! A heard of elephants.

How do you trap an elephant?

You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What does a near sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

Wet noses

What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin?

A: Tulips.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

What's the difference between virgin olive oil and extra virgin olive oil?

thick Italian accent* "She don't even touch it."