How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?

When your nose touches the ceiling !

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How does a woman destroy a mans pride with 4 words?

Is it in yet? How does a man destroy a womans pride with 4 words? I don't know.

Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get

How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?

When your nose touches the ceiling !

What do you call a man with just a nose?

No body nose man. Hue hue hue.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?

tape velcro to the ceiling.

How do you start a rave in Ethopia???

You staple food on the ceilings.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)