How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?

When your nose touches the ceiling !

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

How do you know when you are in bed with a witch ?

She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas !

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ?

Try picking them up !

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.

What do snotty vegetables do when they see something they don't like ?

They 'turnip' their noses.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Strap a steak to the ceiling

What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel

What's the definition of perfect pitch?

A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.