How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?

When your nose touches the ceiling !

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What do spies say in bed?

Shh I'm undercovers

Where can you find Jhene Aiko at Bed Peace?

At bed, blunt, and beyond. Bada tssss. I tried.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many palindromes do I know of?

Not a ton

What dinosaur knows the most words?

Thesaurus. :/

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?

When your nose touches the ceiling !

What animals were last to leave the ark ?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why did the nose run?

It did snot want to be late

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!

How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What's the scariest thing a blind person can read in Braille?

Danger: Do not touch"

What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

A: When the big hand touches the little hand.