Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !

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Where were you wanting to go ?

then not go, then go, then not go, then get bored and juggle

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Alabama?

Everyone has the same DNA.

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Why don't cats like online shopping?

They prefer a cat-alogue.

Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

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What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ?

He bowled long hops !

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

Red Cross Jokes More Red Cross Jokes

What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A: A first-aid kit!

Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !

Aid Kit Jokes More Aid Kit Jokes

What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A: A first-aid kit!

Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds. :D