Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !

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Who is Bobby Long?

and why do all these reggae artists keep talking about wanting to burn him.

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Le meow

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Maui.

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Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !

What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A: A first-aid kit!

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What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A: A first-aid kit!

Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !