Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !

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Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

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Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !

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What do you get when Italians join ISIS?

Baked Yazidi

Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

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Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !

What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A: A first-aid kit!

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Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds. :D

Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !