Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !

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Why do politians hate the term "mudslinging"?

They don't want to get their hands dirty.

How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: So who wants to know Why do *you* want to know Are you a cop

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What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

Why did the cat fall into the well?

Because he couldn't see that well.

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What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A: A first-aid kit!

What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

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What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A: A first-aid kit!

Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !

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Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds. :D

What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A: A first-aid kit!