Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !

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What did the fancy cat say when he wanted to leave?

Le meow

What did C say to E?

She wants the D.

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What did Hamlet say to his cat?

Get thee to a nyanery!

Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

A: It's meow-sic to their ears!

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What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !

What are the odds of an anorexic girl joining the clergy?

Slim to nun.

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What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A: A first-aid kit!

Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !

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What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A: A first-aid kit!

Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds. :D