Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !

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Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.

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Two Mennonite

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Here Kitty kitty kitty' !

When should a mouse carry an umbrella ?

When it's raining cats and dogs !

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He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

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He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

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Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !

What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A: A first-aid kit!

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Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds. :D

What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A: A first-aid kit!