Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds. :D

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How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds. :D

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Why do herb pickers have so many hobbies?

They've got a lot of thyme on their hands

Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

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Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds. :D

What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A: A first-aid kit!

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Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds. :D

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.