Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds. :D

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What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

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Why do herb pickers have so many hobbies?

They've got a lot of thyme on their hands

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

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Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds. :D

What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A: A first-aid kit!

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Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds. :D

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.