He had too much thyme on his hands.
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I bought some thyme yesterday.
Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.
He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.
Well, this was a waste of Thyme."
They've got a lot of thyme on their hands
Cheech Marinade!
Because thyme heals all wounds. :D
He's a Thyme Lord
He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.
His wounds always heel.
Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.
Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !
Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)
Because they're always Stalin. Thank you, good night.
Skip
Batman. Why Because he can't go out at night without Robin!
He got a lot of patients
They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.
He was burnt at the steak.
God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.
F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.
Decomposing
For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.
Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.
