He had too much thyme on his hands.
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I bought some thyme yesterday.
Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.
He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.
Well, this was a waste of Thyme."
They've got a lot of thyme on their hands
Cheech Marinade!
Because thyme heals all wounds. :D
He's a Thyme Lord
He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.
Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.
Thanks for the mammaries!
The fish doesn't know it's plaice.
Out of plaice.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!
The doctor had to heal-ium.
Sir-Mix-a-Lot: Why you judgin me
a rhetorical answer
Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!
Nobody knows yet.
F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.
It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.
He had his soup before it was cool.
Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.