He had too much thyme on his hands.
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I bought some thyme yesterday.
Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.
He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.
Well, this was a waste of Thyme."
They've got a lot of thyme on their hands
Cheech Marinade!
Because thyme heals all wounds. :D
He's a Thyme Lord
He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.
Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !
A: A first-aid kit!
A thyme machine.
PARSLEYMONIOUS
His wounds always heel.
How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.
Now I would date him for the prescriptions.
A. At a secondhand store.
He buys it from Starbucks...
A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.
Open Toad sandals... I'll show myself out - thank you
Oh my God, that's a lot of current!"
Simbalism
Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.