What do you call a fish that stands out?

Out of plaice.

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Where are you going?

Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five

What does Yao Ming stand for?

When he sits down it takes too long to get back up.

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What do you call a fish that likes to cook?

Bobby Fillet

What is a sea monster's favorite dish?

A: Fish and ships.

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What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ?

Your plaice or mine' !

What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.