What do you call a fish that stands out?

Out of plaice.

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Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?

He couldn't stand all the racket!

What does FIAT stand for?

Fix It Again Tony

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Why do you always invite at least two mormons to go out fishing with you?

If you invite only one, you'll have to share your beer.

Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.

What do you call a fish that stands out?

Out of plaice.