What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ?

Your plaice or mine' !

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What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

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Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."

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Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.