What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ?

Your plaice or mine' !

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Dayuum. I'd hit that."

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What do you call a fish that stands out?

Out of plaice.

Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.