How Do You Break Up With Your Girlfriend?

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What do you call a midget psychic that broke out of prison?

A small medium at large!

Why did you apply for this job?

Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.

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What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!

What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

I love you a ton!"