How Do You Break Up With Your Girlfriend?

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Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

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Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)