Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

How do you get a clown to stop smiling?

Hit him in the face with an axe

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How many girlfriend does a white boy need to shoot a school?

None.

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"

What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why is that frisbee getting bigger?

Then it hits me.

Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Who's there ! Anita ! Anita who ?

Anita you like I need a hole in the head !

Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?

Because their heads are so close to their bodies!

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What did the bee say to the flower ?

Hello honey !

What do May Flowers Bring?

Pilgrims.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call a bunch of zombie chickens?

The Bawking Dead

What are the most racist jokes you know?

There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.