Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.

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What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

Who's there ! Apple ! Apple who ?

Apple the door myself!

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How many nuns would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nunes?

None.

Why are people without converse shoes dangerous?

Because they own none chucks.

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What's black and white and red allover?

My dalmatian after being hit by a car

Why doesn't Rihanna smoke weed anymore?

Because she's taken enough hits.

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Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.