Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

Chuck Jokes More Chuck Jokes

How many nuns can a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?

Nun.

Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

What did the dog take when he was run down?

The license number of the car that hit him.

Chuck Norris Jokes More Chuck Norris Jokes

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Just one. From Chuck Norris.

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.