Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.

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What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

How does an angry Muslim close the door?

Islams It.

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Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.

How many nuns would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nunes?

None.

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What do a baseball and a Mexican have in common?

The harder you hit it the more English you get

Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

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Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

What were the Virgin Islands called, after Chuck Norris visited them?

The Islands