Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.

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When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house?

A: When the door is open.

What do you call a door with no legs?

A door.

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What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

How much Norris?

Tongue twister) How much Norris could Chuck Norris chuck, if Chuck Norris could chuck Norris

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What did the fish say when he hit concrete?

Dam(n).

Why does Peter Pan fly?

Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!

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Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

What is the irrational fear of Chuck Norris otherwise known as?

A completely rational fear.