How much Norris?

Tongue twister) How much Norris could Chuck Norris chuck, if Chuck Norris could chuck Norris

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How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

What's up, Chuck?

Not much, but my name's not Chuck" *vomits*

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How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Just one. From Chuck Norris.

Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

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How much Norris?

Tongue twister) How much Norris could Chuck Norris chuck, if Chuck Norris could chuck Norris

What's a tongue twister?

When your tang gets all tongueled up.