How much Norris?

Tongue twister) How much Norris could Chuck Norris chuck, if Chuck Norris could chuck Norris

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What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

Why are people without converse shoes dangerous?

Because they own none chucks.

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How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Just one. From Chuck Norris.

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.

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What's a tongue twister?

When your tang gets all tongueled up.

How much Norris?

Tongue twister) How much Norris could Chuck Norris chuck, if Chuck Norris could chuck Norris