A whole chuck-load.
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Go chuck itself of course.
Because they own none chucks.
They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang
Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.
Tongue twister) How much Norris could Chuck Norris chuck, if Chuck Norris could chuck Norris
Nun.
Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.
None.
Not much, but my name's not Chuck" *vomits*
How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None - it's probably screwed it too tight anyhow!
A. Bingo!
Two very unhappy animals.
A goldfish! I am not sorry.
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Either way someone's losing a trailer.
You get into hot water.
Kidnap his princess.
Because the always hit the RIM!
The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them.
My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
Because it's a "no bell" prize.
Hay Fever!
He shot it.
Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure
God dogs
