A whole chuck-load.
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Go chuck itself of course.
Because they own none chucks.
They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang
Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.
Tongue twister) How much Norris could Chuck Norris chuck, if Chuck Norris could chuck Norris
Nun.
Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.
None.
Not much, but my name's not Chuck" *vomits*
When your tang gets all tongueled up.
Because it said concentrate.
He stares at shoes while he talks to you.
Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal
Park in it, of course.
A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)
A nun with a spear through her head.
A bvr
Dam!
Because it means they *cantaloupe*
You get into hot water.
We simply reply......Chuck Norris
My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.
The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.
