What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

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How many nuns would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nunes?

None.

What's up, Chuck?

Not much, but my name's not Chuck" *vomits*

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What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

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Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

Where is the best place in town to buy marijuana?

High Street, of course.