What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

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Chuck Jokes More Chuck Jokes

Why are people without converse shoes dangerous?

Because they own none chucks.

What's up, Chuck?

Not much, but my name's not Chuck" *vomits*

Woodchuck Jokes More Woodchuck Jokes

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

How many of my fellow Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour.

What's the difference between golf and Lady Godiva?

One is a hunt on a course.