What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

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How many nuns would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nunes?

None.

Why are people without converse shoes dangerous?

Because they own none chucks.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

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What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal

How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.