What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

What's up, Chuck?

Not much, but my name's not Chuck" *vomits*

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

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How does a penman make his living?

He charges a calligra-fee of course!

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.