How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

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What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

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Why are people without converse shoes dangerous?

Because they own none chucks.

How do the Chinese select their baby names?

They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang

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What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.