How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

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How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

How did the redneck find his sister in the woods?

A: Pretty hot

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How many nuns would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nunes?

None.

Why are people without converse shoes dangerous?

Because they own none chucks.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.