How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

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How did the redneck find his sister in the woods?

A: Pretty hot

Who's there ! Ankansas ! Ankansas who ?

Ankansas though any piece of wood !

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Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

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What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.