How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

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Why do they call wood carving "whittling"?

Because you start with a bigger piece of wood, and you make it whittler.

How did the redneck find his sister in the woods?

A: Pretty hot

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Why are people without converse shoes dangerous?

Because they own none chucks.

How much Norris?

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.