How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

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What is a neckbeard's favorite type of wood?

m'hogany

What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

mourning wood

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How many nuns can a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?

Nun.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.