How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

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What do you call a Sith Lord who lives in the woods?

Darth Deciduous

Why aren't cars made out of wood?

Because they wooden go.

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How many nuns can a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?

Nun.

How do the Chinese select their baby names?

They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang

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What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.