How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

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Who's there ! Ankansas ! Ankansas who ?

Ankansas though any piece of wood !

How does a Priest find a little boy in the woods?

Very exciting

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Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.

How much Norris?

Tongue twister) How much Norris could Chuck Norris chuck, if Chuck Norris could chuck Norris

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What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.