Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.
when his hand caught fire!!
Mourning wood! :)
They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang
Common sense.
Fear of over dos
He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.
A chicken ceaser salad.
A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.
Just one. From Chuck Norris.
