How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

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What do you call a Sith Lord who lives in the woods?

Darth Deciduous

What do you call the only wood that doesn't float?

Natalie.

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What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

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What do girls fear that's big, scary, and pink?

The Alaskan Bull Worm.

What's a vampire cows worst fear?

Steaks.

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How do you pick out the extroverted engineer?

He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks

What do you call a chicken staring at a head of lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

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What is the irrational fear of Chuck Norris otherwise known as?

A completely rational fear.

What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!