How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

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Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

Why aren't cars made out of wood?

Because they wooden go.

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How many nuns can a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?

Nun.

How do the Chinese select their baby names?

They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang

Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

What do you call the fear of chainsaws?

Common Sense. I'll show myself out...

What Pablo Escobar And Other Narcos Fear Most?

LEGALIZATION

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

Why do men stare at a woman's breasts?

To prove they can focus on two things at once.

What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

Chuck Norris Jokes More Chuck Norris Jokes

Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.