How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

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Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What has four legs and is made out of wood?

A horse.

How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs"

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What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

How much Norris?

Tongue twister) How much Norris could Chuck Norris chuck, if Chuck Norris could chuck Norris

Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

Why couldn't the Geordie go above the seventh floor in the tower block?

He had a fear of eights

What do you call it when a person has a fear of Vietnamese food?

They have a Pho-bia!

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'?

The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.

Why do men stare at a woman's breasts?

To prove they can focus on two things at once.

Chuck Norris Jokes More Chuck Norris Jokes

What were the Virgin Islands called, after Chuck Norris visited them?

The Islands

Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.