How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

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How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

What is a neckbeard's favorite type of wood?

m'hogany

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How do the Chinese select their baby names?

They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

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What do you call the fear of chainsaws?

Common Sense. I'll show myself out...

Which day do chickens fear most?

Fryday.

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What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

How do you know an engineer is an extrovert?

He stares at shoes while he talks to you.

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What is Chuck Norris' only weakness?

Cancer

What is the irrational fear of Chuck Norris otherwise known as?

A completely rational fear.