How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

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Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

Chuck Jokes More Chuck Jokes

How many nuns would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nunes?

None.

Why are people without converse shoes dangerous?

Because they own none chucks.

Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

What's white, black, and can smell fear?

deez nuts.

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

How can you tell you are dealing with an extroverted engineer?

He's staring at somebody else's shoes.

How can you tell if a Finnish guy likes you?

He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.

Chuck Norris Jokes More Chuck Norris Jokes

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Just one. From Chuck Norris.

Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.