How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

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What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood?

A match made in Heaven.

How does a crazy person get out of the woods?

They take the psychopath.

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How many nuns can a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?

Nun.

Why are people without converse shoes dangerous?

Because they own none chucks.

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What's a redditors worst fear?

OC

Which day do chickens fear most?

Fryday.

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What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave :3

How can you tell if a Finnish guy likes you?

He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.

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Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.