How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

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How does a crazy person get out of the woods?

They take the psychopath.

What's the best way to carve wood?

Whittle by whittle.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

How many nuns can a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?

Nun.

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How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

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What do you call a chicken staring at a head of lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

How do you pick out the extroverted engineer?

He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks

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Why is Chuck Norris still alive?

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How did Chuck Norris solve the dwindling oil reserves problem?

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