Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.
Natalie Wood.
Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."
None.
Because they own none chucks.
deez nuts.
He's staring at somebody else's shoes.
He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.
Just one. From Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris.