How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Just one. From Chuck Norris.

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What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?

All of them.

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Why don't call centers hire alligators?

They can't croco-dial the phones.

What if they had a call center where they call you everyday with a mission to make you laugh?

But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!

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How many Poaz does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

None she is the joke

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Just one. From Chuck Norris.