How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Just one. From Chuck Norris.

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What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?

A roundhouse.

Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.

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Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

Who plays center forward for the vampire football team?

The ghoulscorer.

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How many Poaz does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

None she is the joke

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Just one. From Chuck Norris.