How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Just one. From Chuck Norris.

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How does Chuck Norris go fishing?

You, you and you. Get out."

What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

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When someone says something was made with "love" what exactly does that mean?

Did they jerk one off into the center of my cupcake

What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

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How many Poaz does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

None she is the joke

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.