What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

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What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

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What did the grocery clerk say when he bumped his head when he was in the freezer?

Nothing, he was knocked out .

What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

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What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

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Bison

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Why did the ox fall down the hill?

A: It was an oxident.

What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.