What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me"

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Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

What's the difference between Hillary and Eva Braun?

One achieved fame and significance solely because she was married to a charismatic politician. The other was Hilter's wife.

Why is Hillary spelled with 2 L's?

One for 2008 and one for 2016.

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What does a barcode say if he bumps into another barcode?

SKU me

Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

Donald Jokes More Donald Jokes

What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!

Why are you upset?

Her: Me: Was it the Donald- Her: Yes, it was the Donald Duck voice.

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

How was the election rigged?

Through the Electoral College.

What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

Pardon Jokes More Pardon Jokes

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.