What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me"

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What would be funny about Hillary as president?

That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!

Why did vatican invite Bernie not Hillary?

They couldn't afford it.

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What does a barcode say if he bumps into another barcode?

SKU me

What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

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Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?

A: Because Donald ducked.

Who's no chicken?

Donald duck.

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Who wins the election?

America.

What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

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Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up