What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me"

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What are Hillary's convictions?

The FBI hasn't announced her indictment yet, but hopefully it will lead to at least one

What walks on two legs, but can't move forward?

Americans who voted for Hillary

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Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

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What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!

What's Donald's true political party?

Whig

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Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.

What do you call an election in Syria?

A civil war

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What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.

Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.