What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me"

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Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

Why do brothels support Hillary?

Cause #FeelTheBern would be bad for business.

What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right . . . we do taste like chicken!"

Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me"

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What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?

A: Because Donald ducked.

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

Pardon Jokes More Pardon Jokes

Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.