What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me"

Previous Random Joke Next
Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

Why is Hillary running for President?

Because it's easier than running from the law.

What would Hillary tell Bill when she will sit at the Oval Office?

Close, Bill, but no cigar!"

Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

What does a barcode say if he bumps into another barcode?

SKU me

What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

Donald Jokes More Donald Jokes

Why did Mickey Mouse get shot in the foxhole?

Because Donald ducked.

What's The Donald's favourite keyboard shortcut?

Command Alt Right.

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

How do you know Putin's doing well this election?

He's taking over the Poles.

What do Ted Cruz and an impotent Japanese man have in common?

Neither can achieve an election

Pardon Jokes More Pardon Jokes

What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me"

Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.