What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

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Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

A: I didn't do it on porpoise.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

When is a Pixie not a Pixie?

When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What does the blind fish say when it hits a wall?

DAM!!!!

What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!