What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

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What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut?

I Apollo-gize"

Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

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Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"

Why couldn't the cat walk through the door?

it had a javelin through it's head.

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What does the blind fish say when it hits a wall?

DAM!!!!

Why was the beaver homeless?

He just couldn't give a dam.