What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

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Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ?

They were both driving their cars at the time !

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut?

I Apollo-gize"

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call an American with a lavatory on his head ?

John.

Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Dam!