What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

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What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

A: I didn't do it on porpoise.

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How do you keep a lawyer from drowning?

You take your foot off the top of their head.

What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

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What does the blind fish say when it hits a wall?

DAM!!!!

What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.