What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

What has four legs but doesn't move?

A: A statue of a dog!

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What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

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What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

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How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.