What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

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Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

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How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

What do you call a middle eastern man with a bounty on his head?

A towel head.

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How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.