What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a kid with one arm and three legs?

Unfortunate.

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !

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Why should you wear a condom when writing C++ code?

It's full of std vectors.

Why do Brides wear white?

To match the rest of the household appliances.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.

Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

Because he had a javelin through his head.

Handyman Jokes More Handyman Jokes

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.