What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What has four legs but can't walk?

A chair.

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What did dela wear?

Delaware) A. Her New Jersey

What type of overalls did Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim......

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Why is it so hard to build a blonde snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

Handyman Jokes More Handyman Jokes

How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.