What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

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What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

What has two legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat

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Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout

What do you call an alligator that wears a vest?

An investigator.

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What's the best part about getting head from an infant?

Watching the soft spot move.

What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

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What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.