What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

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What has 2 heads and six legs?

Nirvana

Why was the rabbit hopping in circles?

Because I shot its leg off.

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Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

Why couldn't the traffic light get a date?

She was wearing no turn on red. :

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Whatcha call that?

Head over heels.

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

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How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.