What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

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What is brown and has got four legs and an arm?

A Rottweiler on a children's playground.

What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs on a pool table?

Rick O'Shay

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How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

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What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

Handyman Jokes More Handyman Jokes

What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.