What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

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What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

What do you call a kid with one arm and three legs?

Unfortunate.

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Why do handicapped people wear shoes?

Because if they didn't their local gas station would turn a blind eye.

Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream?

She was wearing mittens.

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What do you call a middle eastern man with a bounty on his head?

A towel head.

What is the best offensive joke you have? Can you make me laugh?

Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.

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What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.